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So when do you guys think tiger woods will make his comeback?

I am thinking this summer, Yup that fast, He is one hell of a golfer  

[Redwood]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned  in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the  children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early  dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first  and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to  himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the  question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" 
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." 
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is  mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said  'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,  "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." 
Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask  not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his  mouth, Nancy says, "John F.. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy ,  you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able  to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back  Johnny says, "I wish these byches would keep their mouths shut!" 

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny:  "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

I'd say it might have something to do with jokes like this dying down and maybe the byches keeping their mouths shut....

[DUNBAR PLUMBING]

[DUNBAR PLUMBING]

He'll do just fine when he comes back, and the sponsors that stuck by him will get a bargain on product branding.

The thing he has going for him is the fact that he didn't lose his skills. It's hard to find anyone these days who isn't

cheating/banging someone else's wife.


They'll praise this guy a hero in no time, you watch.

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